Angry Beards Freshfella Ball Wipes 5pcs

A shiny machine is the foundation of a happy life. And when you're done with the bike, take care of your ballgame. Besides a condom in the wallet, Freshfella intimate below-deck degreaser is every Boy Scout's must-have. When an unexpected romantic encounter happens along the way, just pull out the handy wipe. Polish off your balls, chalk up your cue, and, wrapped in a lightweight mint robe, you're ready to charge!

• Sexual freshness packed for the road
• 5 pcs of wet disposable wipes
• Cool fresh effect to kick you into action
• Handily packaged one piece at a time
• Sized to fit the (above) average Central European

FRESHNESS BELOW DECK IN 3, 2, 1

Every machine deserves a polish from time to time. Once you've polished your machine, take care of your other tools. Everything has to be well maintained to be presentable. It's no different with your ballgame. Whether you’re saddling up your roaring bike to go for a ride, jumping around at a holiday festival all weekend or taking your young one out under the stars, keep your Wipes with you at all times. Because a good Boy Scout is always prepared! Wipes, sexual freshness packed for the road.

BALL-GREASE REMOVER
The only wet wipes designed to degrease your sack so you don't have to lick your balls clean like a mutt before a romantic encounter.

SEXUAL FRESHNESS
A gentle formula blended for intimate use. A quick swipe sends a fresh breeze into your nether regions and tunes it to light menthol tones.

ALWAYS PREPARED
A few hours in the saddle of a roaring machine, plus leather pants. Once the cat starts purring towards you, you don't even have to dismount before your ballgame's ready to go.

PACKED FOR THE ROAD
In a resealable pack, 5 wet Wipes are waiting for you. Packed one at a time, just like you're used to from the plane.

ALL SIZES MATTERS
The development of this project was full of emotions. First, we were tuning the recipe so that the Wipes stimulate the balls just right. Right after that we had to fine-tune the size, because among the test guinea pigs from the Angry Beards staff there were males who found the prototype too small. We congratulated the holders of this equipment and then slightly enlarged the Wipes to fit all (above) average Central Europeans.