Angry Beards Fak-Age Dorian Gray Anti Wrinkle Serum 10ml

Hard life writes wrinkles into all our faces. Fak-age serum will help turn the Grand Canyon that time etched into your face into a nice little canyon. This serum won’t take your deeply carved wrinkles away, because we know that, like a juicy steak, a man’s best when he’s mature. Besides a little rejuvenation magic, Fak-age helps prevent wrinkles so you don’t go into retirement shrivelled up like a prune.

• Turns a Grand Canyon into a nice little canyon
• Rub it on your wrinkles and wipe a few years off your face
• Active rejuvenation and smart prevention
• Glass with a steel ball for lightning-fast application
• Proudly produced in Czechia

WELL AGED

The best beefsteak? The aged one! Guys are born to age like wine. Or beefsteaks. Sometimes life writes itself into your face with a really sharp pencil. Fight it with this hyaluronic acid and duo-peptide serum. Regularly rub the lines around your eyes, forehead, or mouth. Fak-age isn’t a revolutionary facelift that’ll make you look completely different (like whatever Michael Jackson got). Expect more of a light racing trim. Wipe a few years off your face and slow the flow of time. But keep your feet on the ground – you don’t want to end up like the picture of Dorian Gray.

RACING TRIM
Fak-age isn’t going to change others’ ability to recognize you. Don’t expect a revolutionary facelift, more like a light racing trim. Minus a couple years and a slight slowing of the flow of time.

FINE STEAK
Guys mature like wine. Like aged beef, they’re best when they’re properly matured. Age in a smooth way like George Clooney or Sean Connery.

SHRINK THE CANYON
The peptide duo will help loosen your facial muscles, the hyaluronic will lightly fill in wrinkles. Prevention and rejuvenation to keep skin from sinking into deep crevices.

JUST ROLL IT
We know that serum sounds like the stuff in Blade’s hypodermic needle. But we’ve packaged it in a handy roll-on with a metal ball on the end. It’ll lubricate, cool, and satisfy the bloodlust.

We thought long and hard about going for an anti-wrinkle product. After all, it sounds a bit soft at first. But we’ve come across a lot of guys who deal with wrinkles around their eyes, forehead, and mouth. When the ravages of time bite deeper than you’d like, we don’t see anything wrong with tackling it. It’s a lot like with cars – some designs just tend to age. Often, all it takes is a little tuning and the chicks on the street will be spinning like pinwheels behind that shiny splendor. At any rate, wrinkles do exist, wrinkles will exist, but now you’ve got Fak-age in your hand.